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Wilk0
Fri Mar 28 2008, 10:55AM
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a new game i devised, basically you post the ingredients of some sort of food and people have to guess what it is, you can give one clue as i reckon people will find some reeeeeet dodgy stuff so here goes.

You may find this on the deli counter of your favourite supermarket.

Ingredients

Turkey (31%)
Pork (30%)
Water
Pea starch
Pork liver (3%)
Honey
Salt
Carrot fibre
Pea fibre
Potassium chloride
Spices
Stabaliser (Disodium Diphosphate)
Pea protein
Antioxidant (Sodium Ascorbate)
Preservitives (Sodium Nitrite)

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Phantom8adger
Fri Mar 28 2008, 11:16AM
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billy bear sausage
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Blayze
Fri Mar 28 2008, 11:43AM

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cat food, oh wait deli.. erm honey... roast pork glazed mit honey?

nah thats silly, hmm turkey and pork? some kind of pate?

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Wilk0
Fri Mar 28 2008, 11:45AM
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turn them off badger...

its your turn now.

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Phantom8adger
Fri Mar 28 2008, 12:07PM
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Potato Starch, Maltodextrin, Vegetable Oils, Salt, Colour (E150c), Flavourings (contain Celery, Soya, Wheat), Wheatflour, Flavour Enhancer (E621, E635), Emulsifier (E322) (Soya), Spice & Herb Extracts, Onion Extract

tastes great with hot water...

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Wilk0
Fri Mar 28 2008, 12:19PM
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Rosti?

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Phantom8adger
Fri Mar 28 2008, 12:25PM
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no, what the fook is that!
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Wilk0
Fri Mar 28 2008, 12:36PM
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like shredded potato mushed into a burger like thing

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Mr.CopyCat
Fri Mar 28 2008, 12:53PM


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pot noodle or some super noodles, etc... ?



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Phantom8adger
Fri Mar 28 2008, 12:54PM
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nope
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Wilk0
Fri Mar 28 2008, 12:56PM
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i fucking know it.......

bisto
gravy
or some sort of stock cube

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Blayze
Fri Mar 28 2008, 02:41PM

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bovril.. woot what do i win?

ul wilko


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Wilk0
Fri Mar 28 2008, 02:48PM
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you win a turn, find a food item

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Phantom8adger
Fri Mar 28 2008, 03:05PM
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tis bisto gravy granules
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Blayze
Fri Mar 28 2008, 03:09PM

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hmmm, kk..

Skimmed Milk, Buttermilk, Modified Starch, Sugar, Whey, Vegetable Oil, Flavouring, Colours (curcumin, Annatto), Sweetener (acesulfame Potassim).

wtf is whey?

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Wilk0
Fri Mar 28 2008, 03:32PM
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whey is thickening product not sure what it consists of but i know i does similar things to cornflour.

and thats a milk shake

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Mr.CopyCat
Fri Mar 28 2008, 03:38PM


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bar the first 2 products... i think the rest should contain some kind of milk for obvious reasons



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Wilk0
Fri Mar 28 2008, 03:42PM
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whos game is this ste? eh eh eh its mine stfu. it would be toooo easy with only milk things

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JoeyLol
Fri Mar 28 2008, 04:01PM
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"Whey or milk plasma is the liquid remaining after milk has been curdled and strained; it is a by-product of the manufacture of cheese or casein and has several commercial uses."

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Mr.CopyCat
Fri Mar 28 2008, 04:57PM


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pfft, i said kind of milk, not just milk, tard. tbh i was thinking of cakes when i wrote it



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