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TheDuke
Wed Jul 14 2010, 10:56AM
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I was in a porno cinema the other night. I hadn't been there five minutes when some guy started yelling at me: "Oh, you're a beast, you're despicable!"

So I said to him: "Listen mate, we're all here together, you're just as despicable as I am." But then other people started chipping in, shouting stuff like "How do you sleep at night?" and "You're a total disgrace."

Next thing I knew the manager was standing right beside me, throwing in his two pence worth as well. I remember what he said to the letter. He said: "In 25 years I've never seen anything like this."

So I said: "I know I'm not much to look at but that's a bit harsh, isn't it?" But he wasn't listening, he was just waving his arms saying he was going to "throw me out" and that security was "on its way."

At that point I just thought "Oh, I don't need this".

So I stood up and said: "Fuck it, come on kids we're leaving."


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JoeyLol
Wed Jul 14 2010, 11:30PM
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Wheeey! Someone posted.

Do it more often now plz!

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ally
Fri Jul 16 2010, 05:52PM
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are there cookies involved


I want a slice of that cake
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TheDuke
Sun Jul 18 2010, 08:36PM
TheLegand
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yup

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Rolo
Mon Jul 19 2010, 12:29PM

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Stupid manager ruining the kids fun...


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Victorinox
Mon Jul 19 2010, 02:25PM
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Sorry to hear bud, happened to me twice

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Havok
04 Sep : 22:40
i dont want to know WHY he moved in the first place xD

WolFF
04 Sep : 20:13
and to think you just moved there...

TheDuke
02 Sep : 09:27
well, at first it was only me who raped the neighbour. It ended with hte neighbourhood.

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01 Sep : 17:55
Who raped who ?

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01 Sep : 15:26
as long as you don't do girls, the world will be fine

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cant even words

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you're special?

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